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tricksterjaneycrocker: stugahtsz: juncko: madmeinabluebox: forever-pretty-awkward: Ways to kill your enemies I know way too much about killing people because of this website I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them bubble tea of death I will never stop loving you internet.

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

I will never stop loving you internet.

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senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

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iguanamouth:

i invented a new sport. its just like soccer except the ball is covered in little metal spikes. its called death

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tinkerlu:

mond0:

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991 hello yes there is a swaggie in my house

IM GOING TO CRY I SPELLED FUCKING 911 WRONG

STOP RELBGGOING THIS

iM CALLIGN THE COPS

make sure you call the right number this time

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  • Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
  • God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3